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Posted 10/12/2010 4:57 AM (GMT 0)
Ever sneeze so hard you crap your drawers ? I was sanding some bondo work in my shop today and guess I got a little dust under my mask. Bad enough when you sneeze in a mask because your ears pop and you have to clean it up after but when you sneeze and it goes aaaaatchhhuuuupllllllllut ,,,well now that didn't sound or feel too good . Yep not just a mask to clean up. Oh well, the joys of being a crohnie . At least I was home where I could do the goose walk back to the house and make things right again. Odd thing about it was I didn't feel bad or have a bad morning,,,just a very bad sneeze. By the way, the mask not only helps with the dust but keeps noxious fumes out as well . Its a perk ..
Posted 10/12/2010 6:25 AM (GMT 0)
<ROTFLOL>  brilliant mental picture ;P

Don't you just hate the accidents you don't see coming shocked

Posted 10/12/2010 6:33 AM (GMT 0)
How sad is it that I knew EXACTLY what the post was about before opening it? Hate it when something like that happens, but like you said, better at home than somewhere else!
Posted 10/12/2010 11:40 AM (GMT 0)
Yep, its the gift that keeps on giving , ain't it ? At least I was able to save my drawers. Had I been away, they would have ended up in a Dippy Dumpster behind Wally World or some other place of no return. Think I may start carrying a zip lock bag , but where to put it. You gals or lucky to have a purse . You can carry wipes, undies, zip locks, and whatever. All I have is a wallet. Try stuffing a spare pair of drawers in that. Wish I had a nickle for every time I walked all the way to the restroom with my cheeks clinched so tight my eyes were bulging so as not to embarrass myself and to save my Fruit of the Looms .
Posted 10/12/2010 1:04 PM (GMT 0)
Oh my LOL- not to laugh at your accident but sniper you made me giggle this morning, especially the quoted "goose walk." I remember stashing my drawers in the garbage bin in the bathroom of my university and then going without undies to my psychology exam next door. It was horrible. Not only was it embarrassing and an accident I didnt expect, it was a nice pair of undies I had lost! I don't think a sneeze was involved in my case...lol... I was so early in the disease at the time(still undiagnosed), I wasn't prepared with wipes etc.... just had to go commando until the exam was over.

Thx for the laugh and sorry to hear about your sneeze and unexpected accident... maybe you should get a satchel/manly purse? ;)

B
Posted 10/12/2010 4:52 PM (GMT 0)
I've sneezed and PU"d (that's a ladies little trick) but never pooped. I've had my fair share of accidents,
I guess that's one more to watch out for LOL x
Posted 10/12/2010 6:36 PM (GMT 0)
Oh Sniper...you make me laugh! Yes, I've had those sneezes before and you could carry a "man purse" :)
to keep all those fun little just in casers in!
Posted 10/12/2010 7:28 PM (GMT 0)
Sniper - that is what I like to refer to as a 'SNART'.  smilewinkgrin   The nasty little sneeze gives you the super charged fart/ blowout.

Nothing good can come of a snart when you have CD...  skull

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Deckie

Posted 10/12/2010 10:58 PM (GMT 0)
LOL Sniper! I've never done it sneezing, but I have done it coughing. Actually, coughing and sharting at the same time. Hey, we all have the capacity to be a one man band.
Posted 10/12/2010 11:33 PM (GMT 0)
sneezing, coughing, belching, laughing...all let some slip out
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