OT FOR FUN - Crohn's Effects Contest

Heya gang,

I'm sick and bored. A bad combination for twisted minds like mine.

So I thought I would ask you all for some good old fashioned twisted humor fun in the form of no-prize contests, no winners, no losers.

Ok so you think of something you want to compete on based off your history, whatever you want, and we all try and beat your number of times done or what have you.

Sure this makes no sense, but I started thinking of this the other day when I had a record breaking amount of bm's and thought, I wonder how many is the record, yeah. twisted I know......

Ok

Bowel Movements:

9 (most in one day since being sick) not counting prep stuff

Zombie Eyes:

I could be an extra on the set of "Walking Dead" on AMC

No intention of  being to serious here, was just having some fun :)

Jon

 

I'm sure I've had 25-30 BMs in a day, but honestly I don't know how you count when it's that high. If you sit on the toilet for 30 minutes or go and come back every 10 does that count as 1 or 3!

How about number of colonoscopies? I'm somewhere around 15.

How about this: number of misdiagnoses? I don't think I'm even in the running with only: gall bladder (and unnecessary gall bladder removal); costochondritis; fibromyalgia; acute appendicitis; and "it's all in your head."

Ooh, number of consectutive minutes sat on toilet at work = 5 hours.

Someone gave me aspirin by mistake when I asked for paracetamol, this was in the days of being allowed to have both held at work for staff members to use and before I had my ileostomy. 30 mins after taking them had to rush to ladies and stayed there for 5 hours. People kept coming in and asking if I was ok, or if I wanted to go home. Go home....I would have be grateful if I managed to walk far enough to get out of clockroom without having to rush back to toilet. By time I did manage to get out, my butt was completely numb and hips so stiff could barely stand up straight and very lightheaded due to blood loss. Probably should have called ambulance but was on 19 yo and thought it will be fine.