So I work 40+ hours a week at a company that is stuck in the 1980s. There are a lot of folks that don't put in a lot of effort and many who spend a lot of time on their phones in the restrooms. Dumdadadum....in flies my alter ego super hero. One loud gas bomb with a bit of odor and the typing ended (hey I never heard paper being used ewwwww). Hey if you're going to sit in a stall typing away on your phone, at least remove your bangle bracelets so at least your sort of secretive!
ps...I don't wear a cape...taht would be really hard to pull off in a stall!