Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts....

Sing it with me folks....its the only thing running through my head in the potty these past few days.  I can not even remember where it is from...but it pretty much applies to me when I have bacterial overgrowth!  Well...the only gophers are in my backyard....but close enough

Caddyshack, right??

"French fry eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood...."

"But I've got a straw!"

Lol, this went through my head probably the entire first year of being diagnosed.