Of all the things we deal with, why a shart?

I mean really? It’s bad enough i can tell my friends which airports have the cleanest bathrooms and where to locate them. I can also tell them how to maneuver in a bathroom on an airplane. But a Shart????

I have been feeling a lot better the past week, so we had some friends over Friday night. I was standing at the kitchen table, out comes a shart. At first thought it was a fart, so i said excuse me to my friends. But it only took a few more seconds to realize the dreaded shart had visited. So, i had to excuse myself, take my clothes off, jump in the shower, clean up and then get dressed in some clean clothes.

Thankfully our friends understand all i have bee though and of course, my wife covered for me.

But, really? I have had one hit me at work when i was still working in an office and had my suit on, i have been woken up from a deep sleep with one. They hit at any time.

I just wanted to share.

I'm so sorry you went through that while entertaining guests. That has happened to me before too and it made me cry. Sounds like you handled it better than me!

Ditto on that. I have trashed more underwear & clothes than I can remember as a result of that.

Thanks everyone. I have had about 10 of these happen over the years. It’s just so frustrating all the side effects we deal with