something different

how about some interesting sayings or qoutes.

 

1. 'about as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike'

 

next.

'YOUR FUTURE WILL HONOUR YOUR DEEDS'

FROM THE BAND SAXON, TRACK CRUSADER, ALBUM, 'CRUSADER'

JAMIE.

Now, doesn't that just rip your undies

I like:

Yesterday is history
Tommorrow a mystery
Today is a gift
That is why it is called the present

Hugs, Karen

Yours are funnier though

Don't get your panties all in a bunch!!! Is that appropriate?

‎"Sometimes me think what is love, and me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up last cookie for you." -cookie Monster

I heard that one the other day. Too funny!!!

Here are some oldies:

A Piece of Cake ! 

 

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth !

 

Elvis has left the building !

 

Idle hands are the devil's tools !A t

 

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OnOn pins and needlesask that can be accomplished very easily.

ha ha ha... I haven't heard these in awhile. Especially yours Kitt. But have said them many times. Guess my age. hahaha...

Hugs, Karen

PS how about:  Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.  Or That's how the cookie crumbles.  lame I know...

"Cow sure would miss a tail during fly time." (Translation - don't take things for granted)

"If a cat has kittens in the oven, you don't call them biscuits." (Translation - call a fig a fig)

"A hard head makes a soft behind." (Translation - misbehave and get a spanking)

"Fine as frog hair." (Translation - something very nice, someone lovely, etc)

"Fish or cut bait!" (Translation - Stop talking about doing something or do it!)

"My eyes were bigger than my belly." (Translation - I thought I wanted to eat all this but I just can't.) *Thought with Turkey Day approaching this one is timely. lol

As you may've been able to tell before, I am from the US South. Of course it has its problems, everywhere does, but don't believe everything you see on TV. There are many bright, kind and interesting folk who proudly call the south home.
=)

Sasta Anois

up @#$ creek without a paddle!!

flat out like a lizard drinking!!!

jamie

THAT'S A CRACKER!!!!!!!! LAUGHIN' MY HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!!   JAMIE

" i feel as low as a bowlegged caterpillar "

not really a quote but this line makes me laugh myself stupid

Peter Griffin: How much for the gloves?
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are yours.
Peter Griffin: Ten bucks! Two! Seven! Four! Five-fifty! Ten! Sold! Sucker. I would have gone to fifteen easy....I am so stupid.

I get some funny looks when i randomly bust out laughing when i think of this :)

Love the turkey one.......that is so funny.  Well I must come up with a really good one as you all have been so great !

"A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy answered, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'       

Kitt and company !