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Posted 12/27/2021 8:42 AM (GMT 0)
Hey, something different.

How many Psychiatrists does it to change a light bulb?

Answer: What's a light bulb? HT
Posted 12/27/2021 10:58 PM (GMT 0)
Very good Jamie!!!

Here is one:

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?


Because the 'P' is silent. 🤣🤣
Posted 12/27/2021 11:40 PM (GMT 0)
smile

This reminds me of someone's sign next to their pool:


OOL

Note that there's no P in it!
Posted 12/28/2021 7:58 AM (GMT 0)
GOOD STUFF. HT

I am banned from the supermarket.
I am a cereal killer! lol.
HT
Posted 12/29/2021 3:19 PM (GMT 0)
A fact: as soon as we are born we are dying.

Fish do fart!
(unique to them)
HT
Posted 12/29/2021 4:55 PM (GMT 0)
Another fact, similar to HTs - You are as old now as you ever have been.
Posted 12/29/2021 11:17 PM (GMT 0)
good 2 see ya mate! HT
Posted 12/30/2021 3:03 AM (GMT 0)
I lurk, I seldom post, except sometimes as my alter ego, "GreenBeans". Having a rough time now, waiting for a chest xray and a heart echo gram. Having chest pain and shortness of breath -- both things are really new for me. Hopefully easily resolvable, but a bit jumpy in the meantime!
Posted 12/30/2021 10:30 AM (GMT 0)
sending positives. HT
Posted 1/4/2022 10:08 AM (GMT 0)
A big angry dog walks into the psychiatrists office,
A priest walks into the pub,
Satan gives a motivational talk at the local primary school,
A policeman gives out shopping vouchers,
A homeless person,
Well, is just a homeless person. HT
Posted 1/5/2022 10:06 PM (GMT 0)
Homeless are never just homeless

Same as everyone else.
Without a roof over their heads and few people that care.

Covenant House is a great org. Helping homeless kids. Just in case anyone sometime wants to check it out.
Posted 1/6/2022 2:28 AM (GMT 0)
yes, fully agree, the meaning of my words is that everything is seen, even the outrageous is seen, the bizarre, but not many see the homeless..

Yes, great places and services about, but society, well, that's what i was getting to.
Cheers trendy, good stuff. HT
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