Friday smiler 4/26
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Just a ‘groaner’
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,
" My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet... as he picks the dog up, "let's have a look,"
Finally, he tells the man, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
TRUE: Church Bulletin Blooper
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung
without musical accomplishment.
Mature quote
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
~Maurice Chevalier
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