vesta, oh you poor girl..lol.Has he got the fog to or are you just rubbing off on him? you could
USe a hacksaw and cut them in half...then you would have 32 rolls
If they are the 'quicker picker upper' kind,you can wipe your butt in half the time
If its 'Brawny',only use when IBS sets in ,or after a dinner at the local Mexican joint.
If its the cheap stuff,wet them and throw them against the bathroom wall and tell friends that you have gotten into modern art and this is your attempt at and avant garde piece.