Pinksilly made me laugh so hard, tears came to my eyes, my smaller (50lbs.) dog came running and barking cause he didn't recognise the strange noise I was making; laughter. Thank-you pinksilly. Dropped a fork, stuck in foot, hubby don't track blood, happens all the time, broke HD mug. Loved it. I always end up in emergency on special occasions. Christmas day, evening, carving roast beef for hot sandwiches for kids, some years back, had to go get my left index finger almost re-attached. I was faint from loss of blood, refused to pay for ambulance, had 16 years old son, drive, only beginner's permit. He says "ma, should I be driving?" It was a snowstorm. I said "I'm about
to faint, so I guess you'd better drive." We made it. Oddly, they didn't make me wait long. Another time, washing dishes, I dropped a ceramic salad bowl, it broke all over floor, a 3" shard stuck in my right foot. I had to go to emergency. This time babysitter had to drive me. Same deal, different day. Tetanus shot that time, ouch! On a more serious note all you folks talking about
your left hand being weak, you are all right handed, yes?