All donations appreciated

Would any of you like to donate a right hip and thigh, a left shoulder, a right big toe, undamaged  facial skin from too much sun, an unbroken pointer finger and....oh boy.  A 'down there' that ain't on fire and makes you walk like John Wayne?  These donations would be greatly appreciated and completely tax deductable.  Oh...and the right knee isn't doing so hot either but I can understand ya'll not wanting to give that up as it's just about the only thing we fibromites can use as a lethal weapon.

Thank you...thank you very much.

Huggies

Donna

I would donate the big right toe, but it's about the only thing on my body that doesn't hurt so it's kind of special to me...

Let's see, Donna didn't ask for a left knee, so I'd love one of those. Some new vertebra would be so helpful, too. I'll share with Danibm. I guess I'll have to fight Donna for the 'down there' even though she asked first...............
I don't think Donna is insane -- I think we all are...LOL...and I'm grateful for the resulting laughs!!! How 'bout you?
(((hugs)))
Luv ya
Shash

I have one good shoulder, but it's the right one....sorry. My hair doesn't hurt, you can have some of that. :)

Silly Donna :o)

Donna, I think you've come to the wrong place asking for donations...kind of like going to the homeless and asking for a handout :) ... I'd be happy to "share" some of my parts with you, but would you really want them? Today I can't find one part that isn't hurting, just don't think you'd want these parts...but good luck on your search!
Miriam

Marlee, how are your babies doing?
hugs
Miriam

Ah Jill - I was going to donate my elbows because they aren't sore, but your reminded me . . . my earlobes don't hurt either. Yay for not sore elbows and earlobes!! If someone wants them, I will take not hurting hips and wrists in exchange.
Yay!
Sue

Thank you so much for your generosity and I will take those ear lobes.  My don't hurt but they itch.  In exchange, I will donate my two pinky toes.  One of them has a nasty corn on it but you can scrape it off with a vegetable peeler and it will be as good as new.  I can use a couple of fistfuls of hair too.  I got a hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser kept trying to give me the ole camoflauge 'drape-do'  Must be I'm going bald.

Huggies

Donna

Hi Donna! So sorry for my last reply post on this thread (hope that is the right verbiage, I am a newbie)...My fist sentence said I was not laughing!! Geezzz...I meant to say I was laughing, actually so hard that my eyes teared up...so just wanted to clarify/fix my typo. I seem to be having a lot of those lately. It was my words out of my mouth that came out all wrong or backwards, now its my words typed too. Hopefully everyone who read it knew what I meant? Thanks again.

At least now I learned to "preview" my replies before posting, okay, that is if I remember :)

vestabula said...
Would any of you like to donate a right hip and thigh, a left shoulder, a right big toe, undamaged  facial skin from too much sun, an unbroken pointer finger and....oh boy.  A 'down there' that ain't on fire and makes you walk like John Wayne?  These donations would be greatly appreciated and completely tax deductable.  Oh...and the right knee isn't doing so hot either but I can understand ya'll not wanting to give that up as it's just about the only thing we fibromites can use as a lethal weapon.

Thank you...thank you very much.

Huggies

Donna

I'll donate when I'm done with my body parts. Sorry Donna you are going to have to wait. I'm still alive...hehehehe  *hobbles and whobbles down the sidewalk.*