Have you ever baked brownies in the oven in a plastic microwave pan? I thought I was going to have to replace my entire stove. It smelled like a chemical plant every time I turned on the oven...for months. One of my faves is the day I washed three windows and a mirror with Spot Shot stain remover instead of Windex. The bottles are so similar. The greasy film Spot Shot left? I just thought to myself...'You are really a pig, letting theses things get so filthy that the ammonia in Windex won't even cut through it..."
Or how about opening the wrong garage door then backing the car into the closed one. The Husband was not at all amused with that one.
I even tried to put gas (at almost $4 a gallon) into someone else's van. I went into the store, prepaid the cashier and walked up to another gray vehicle, unscewed their cap and thankfully was informed I should pump the $80 into my own car. I LOVE people who get gas, leave their car in front of the pump then go in the store to shop. Thankfully he came out with his five bags of groceries and found me with the nozzle in my hand.
Gotta love the fog...it just keeps rolling along...
Donna