So there I sat in the fibro chat last night and there was no one there. It was the first time I tried it. I talked back and forth to myself for awhile...told myself I should really work in the yard today and how lovely I looked when I waved to a neighbor and my arm flab flapped in the breeze. It was truly an enlightening monologue. Then, having never been on the site before, I looked down and saw you were all in Chronic Pain. What? By that time I was all talked out and cross-eyed so I went to bed.
As punishment for making me feel so alone and unwanted and crushing my self esteem I am sending Toe jam, Lock Jaw and Eddie the Claw to your homes for dinner. They will eat anything that has been in the fridge for over six months. You don't need to set a table either, as they like to sit on your front lawn and eat with their hands. Oh...and hide your meds.
Yours Truly
Donna