Posted 8/13/2012 6:02 PM (GMT 0)
Apple, I have had worse times babysitting LOL! I remember let's see, my nephew was 3 months (now 5), other nephew would be 3 (getting potty trained)(8 now), and niece would of 1 (6 now) when I babysat for the most horriblest time.
I fed the bottle to the 1 year old, and gave her some baby food, had the 3 year old at the table eating, moved on to feeding the infant. 3 year old gets up and says something about potty, so I said yea go. I turned the infant to burp him and burped, fed him more and attempted to burp him more... naw, it was projectile vomit all over my hair, my face, my shirt and of course the 3 year old comes to me while I am covered in vomit says he can't get his pants undone, I told him to sit on my lap cuz I had the baby so I can undo it for him. He gets on my lap and the fountain went.... he had to really go. He gets down off of me, and I am thinking what the heck am I going to do when thankfully in walked my sister and her boyfriend walked in. I hand her the baby and look at her boyfriend and said "I'm taking a shower and borrowing some of your clothes" they laughed and said no problem. I looked odd in men's clothes but it beated vomit and peed clothes! Seriously, its all a day in motherhood.. My kid in heart and I have bad stories when he was little. Course, when we were on the last bus of the night (bus closes early here) he goes "Mommy I have to pee" (he was 3) and I go oh no, bus driver says "what are you going to do ma'm" I go "give me a second please sir" pause then I remembered, despite him just being potty trained I put a pullup on him because I knew the long time it would be coming back on buses from the zoo. So I look at him "C'mere honey, let me check something." He comes, and thankfully my memory was correct and he really was wearing a pull up. I go "Its ok honey I knew I put you in a pull up for a reason" and everyone started laughing.