Hey, Rick! Good to see you here! Was it Bag Balm or Udder Cream? No joke...these are real things and I know they've been mentioned in posts for itching. Not to be used on your man-boobs, Marco.
Marco, was the "enzyme" AFP or alpha-fetoprotein? It is seen in pregnant women, but when seen in men or non-pregnant females, is an indicator of liver cancer. I have it, but it was never especially elevated when I had liver cancer, although it is always present and around 8.5 to 11.
It seems that docs have a difficult time diagnosing autoimmune diseases. I think one of the reasons is that they mimic other diseases, but aren't textbook....so that stymies them.
Hugs,
Connie