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Posted 7/31/2011 1:48 AM (GMT 0)
Dave
That's a good idea. Wouldn't want to hurt your ego!
Princess
Posted 7/31/2011 2:06 AM (GMT 0)
I was thinking more about Arnold's eyesight and psyche.
Posted 8/1/2011 9:08 AM (GMT 0)
Tricky Ricky,
This long distance phone relationship between you and my wife is quite expensive ,just where the hell is NC ,in the middle of nowhere? Haha
Got my phone bill today ,it's not that bad after all our money is only plastic here in Australia,and it's worth much more than the US dollar. Karen just can't wait until Thursday! She wants first yak with you.

Hi Emma,
As David mentioned I'm on speaker phone all the time as Karen has trust issues with me. Can you believe that? I'm an innocent ,shy ,fella. Everyone have a lovely day.
Princess
Posted 8/1/2011 1:08 PM (GMT 0)
I think Karen just likes to get her side in. Kind of like Connie editing some of the posts here.
Posted 8/1/2011 6:13 PM (GMT 0)

Yes, knowing how fanciful your tales can get, Princess, she no doubt wants to make sure you don't cross the line into the Twilight Zone.  Plus, as David, said, let her thoughts be known on the topic being discussed...if there even is a topic.  smilewinkgrin    And Rick does live in the middle of nowhere. 

I've been trying to keep my editing fingers subdued lately.  When there are SO many misspellings and grammatical errors in one post, I should get paid for correcting them...which I'm not...so I just close my eyes to them and move on.

Hugs,

Connie

Posted 8/1/2011 7:39 PM (GMT 0)
Dave, Thankyou Grasshopper,
More superhuman information technology.


Connie Darling,
You're so sweet,endeavoring to get a rise out of me . You're a legend Connie.
Princess
Posted 8/1/2011 7:53 PM (GMT 0)
Not at all, Princess.  Just calling it as I see it.   turn

Hugs,

Connie

Posted 8/2/2011 3:43 AM (GMT 0)
Did someone mention piggy ? Yes , Princess it's true . I do live in the out out out back as you might say . I've been busy trying to aggravate my neighbor again , That old bitty is so nosey here lately . Caught her peeking out her window at me this morning , I abruptly dropped trou and gave her the curly tail salute . Haven't seen hide nor hair of her since then . Told Leanne ( My Sow ) about it this evening , She didn't seem nearly as amused by it as I was . Back on the lactulose again I guess eyes .

Not to worry David , Princess broke me of hastily opening up email pics awhile back with the " Green Speedo " fiasco . Ya know , I'm a pig but even I have to draw the line somewhere . Every time I see a traffic light turn green now I feel like upchucking .

Connie , I was wondering why you haven't exploded yet . Sad thing is you yourself have slipped up a few times recently , Just figured you where gathering steam to pounce on me at any minute . Pronunciation !!!!! Vowels !!!! Nouns !!!! Verbs !!! Me thinks the lady has O.C.D .


A. Ziffle
Posted 8/2/2011 3:58 AM (GMT 0)
Mr. Zif-I think you and my hubby "Dougie" would get along swimmingly...to freak me out last week when I asked him to be sure the bedroom curtains were drawn on his way to bed...he instead threw them open saying hello world...and he was in his bday suit.  After screaming-in surprise, in humor (and disgust), and anger shocked --- all I am thinking is great, someone will call this in and he'll get arrested for indecent exposure.  That's all this family needs.  So, since a week has gone by and there has been no knock on our door from the authorities, I think we are in the clear.  I will be closing the curtains from now on.

I heard a joke once where the wife told the husband not to walk in front of the open windows in the nude...'cause then the neighbors will know I married you for your money.  smilewinkgrin

Don't ask...I'll never tell.

Emma

Posted 8/2/2011 4:45 AM (GMT 0)
Emma , We have a legal excuse for our behavior ( At least thats what I tell the wife ) . It's not like I wouldn't have done the same thing 5 years ago anyhow . My wifes brother once made the comment " I don't know what my sister see's in you " to which I replied " You don't see what I put in her either " . Needless to say he keeps his comments to himself now .
How is Mr. Dougie of late ? By the way tell him the next time he does that little dance in the window tell him to add the helicopter to the routine , Now thats a real crowd pleaser .
I been trying to get my wife to let me put up a stripper pole in the bedroom but she reminded me recently that I don't have hands to hold on to it , Blasted hoofs !!!!


A. Ziffle devil
Posted 8/2/2011 4:53 AM (GMT 0)
Ziffle. I'll admit to a bit of OCD regarding spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Basically, I'm mortified that people get through grade school not knowing these things. I blame a lot of it on the Internet (which I love, but don't love the "shorthand" a lot of folks use.) And I don't doubt that I slipped up a few times myself. Sometimes my brain thinks one thing while my fingers type another--especially in the week after chemo. I think they fried my brain as well as the tumor. When I catch my mistakes, I correct them. And please do call me on my slip ups (now there's a confusing phrase...is it hyphenated, one word, or as I have it?)

If your neighbor dies of a heart attack caused by your shenanigans, can the family sue you for wrongful death? Something to think about.

Hugs,
Connie
Posted 8/2/2011 8:52 AM (GMT 0)
Hi Guys and Dolls,
The trivia gods weren't in my favour on Sunday. Our worst result ever . 21st out of 30. I'm not touching any of those nude comments as Connie scares me way too much. I'd say one punch from Connie and I'd be out like a light.
Pleased to report all cafes and restaurants Karen and I go to automatically give me a salad ,whilst Karen enjoys a more filling meal. Good to see you back Tricky .Please join in more often ,that'll take the pressure off me . Well that's all folks
Princess
Posted 8/2/2011 11:58 AM (GMT 0)
Connie , Connie , Connie nono . You know us animals don't have no schoolin , I don't live in California for goodness sakes . Dem fancy Hollywood picture show animals get all the breaks so please , please give a poor old hawg a little wiggle room . Whats a Hyphenated ? Is it like castrated with the option to remove everything ?
The neighbor kicking the bucket thing may actually get me the Key to the city of Hooterville and quite possibly a toilet paper parade ( As opposed to a ticker tape ) . I don't believe a Hawg can legally be held responsible for his actions as of yet anyhow , We are still fighting for the right to vote butt if we get O'bammy in next term he garanties we will be hurd .


Yours Truly ,
A. Ziffle
Posted 8/2/2011 7:23 PM (GMT 0)
Zif-the helicopter...I can't get the visual out of my mind. And I just completely cracked up when I read it. I will put in the request to Dougie tonight...facing me of course! He may ask for dollar bills. I will need to make a trip to the bank!

Can't stop smiling.

Emma
Posted 8/2/2011 9:07 PM (GMT 0)
Thank goodness I read about the helicopter move(s) after I had lunch.

Emma,
I'd suggest throwing quarters. They'll hurt more and you'll have 4 times as many shots to hit the slot.
Posted 8/2/2011 9:38 PM (GMT 0)
David,I'd be more worried about your ego mate, hate to see you have a broken heart because 3 inches didn't cut it.
Princess
Posted 8/2/2011 10:03 PM (GMT 0)
Struth Emma , You've got Doug working all day and night and you want him to come home and do the helicopter? What are you putting on the table besides dinner ? This is a new world to me I'm losing my shyness.


Hey Tricky, Pick up the darn phone when it rings ! Perhaps you could have a picture taken doing the helicopter and post it on TC for Emma's enjoyment, or are you just going to rely on those ruggedly handsome looks !
Princess
Posted 8/2/2011 10:45 PM (GMT 0)
Princess,
Your assessment is far too generous. That's all right. I have a magnifying glass, tweezers and plenty of hope.
Posted 8/2/2011 10:55 PM (GMT 0)
David, I agree. The helicopter before a meal would make one queasy, not because the sight is unsettling for your stomach (I must say my Dougie is quite exquisite.) But to watch all that motion would make someone dizzy.

Emma wink
Posted 8/2/2011 11:54 PM (GMT 0)
David ,I am a very generous man ,mainly through cash for comment . You know if you're going to have a bet, you know where to go !


Tricky, I'd never heard of the helicopter dance before. You people from the middle of nowhere know everything.
Princess
Posted 8/3/2011 12:35 AM (GMT 0)
It's either that, or tipping cows...
Posted 8/3/2011 2:41 AM (GMT 0)
Sorry Princess , I was out of the house most of the day . Didn't get back in till late but seen your number on the caller I.D , Try it again tomorrow about the same time .
Sparkles , I haven't tipped a cow in a coons age . It was fun for awhile back then but we found other more interesting byproducts of cows to be even more entertaining .


A. Ziffle
Posted 8/3/2011 2:49 AM (GMT 0)
Don't stop now...
Posted 8/3/2011 5:52 AM (GMT 0)
Hi Sparkles,I'm always being told that .Don't stop now! Or don't put it there! I wish she could make up her mind where she wants the shopping.
Princess


Hi Tricky,
Busy day mate ? I'm just laying around losing the kids inheritance.
Princess
Posted 8/4/2011 1:20 AM (GMT 0)
Princess-Dougie had to leave a urine sample at the clinic today. I asked if he performed the helicopter while working the sample. He said yes...and it was a splashing success. :)

Emma
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