Nothing wrong with a little gallows humor, eh?
Ziff....maybe i confused you...he had no paracentesis AFTER transplant, that was all before. I asked him if he still had swelling, this being the end of 3 wks post TP, and he said yes.
Dave, you were lucky to have shed your fluid so quickly, awesome. Nice to walk upright, eh? LOL
Robin, I was reaching for the frozen corn yesterday and I had to chuckle, actually, I couldnt eat it so soon after reading this thread lol...went for the green beans instead. Actually I used that trick once years ago when i needed ice for some edema, thought i was a pioneer back then :)
In words of Bozo....always keep laughing!