Hepatitis, Part 2

I'm waiting to hear how the baby oil session went.

Davey , You're really community minded which is great to see , I love to see other people helping other people. In all seriousness the kids must love it ,.I remember something similar was done in Ettalong and Suellen was so exited she dragged me up to the Ettalong Markets to see her pottery she'd made. A highlight to her young life at the time .So congrats mate, you are really getting some children just so exited.
Best health Mick

David ,Your shattering all my illusions mate ,I thought the sun shone from her you know where ,when she did that show with Regis .Oh well it looks like I'm just stuck here with Karen as wonderful as she is ,it's still nice to have dreams.
Maybe they're just delusions of grandeur . After all I'm a simple man .By the way have you received the e-mail?
I e-mailed fox and asked them is ms Palin xanaphobic , to whit the Hannity researcher replied "No such word " . Am I spelling it wrong?
Yes David I'm using an ashtray that Elaine made me at school it's rather heavy and well crafted. Hence I keep it away from Karen as you probably don't realize that at times she stares at that and then my head!
Who would think I could be blamed for the phone ringing and nobody answering if she picks up . Who could think that?
Let us know if you received the e-mail Karen sent at your personal e-mail address.
Best of health mate to you and Missy
Mick

Connie , Out here in OZ land Xenophobic is referred to as the fear of "anything foreign ". Back in the 90's Australia had it's own version of Sarah Palin , Pauline Hanson was her name ,she didn't want anymore Asians in Australia. When asked was she xenophobic she replied : " Please explain" Her One Nation party didn't last much longer . She went to prison for mismanagement of her electoral funds and Australia was a better place once again.
Best of health Doll
Mick

Hi Mick and Karen,
I did receive your email. Thank you.

As far as the ashtray Elaine made, I have to believe Karen looks at it and compares it to your head, never intending to hit you with it. It's the similarity to your noggin she's noticing.

As for delusions of grandeur, not you, mister retiring type with no hint of an ego. You're practically on a level with many saints. I wish I could be that humble. I am unworthy of your attention.

Pam,
Depends what you want to play , the game of romance ,The game of heavy breathing and sensual talk or The game of Show and Tell ! Your choice Pam ,
Bye for now Mick (hahaha)

Karen,
I think you'd be better off with Rick. Out in the sticks, lots of those good old boys have a couple of girlfriends stashed in a mobile home, down by their fishin' hole. No pun intended. I'd love to hear the reaction to your accent in NC. You could tell the folks that you were from, way, way down south. Mick will never notice you're gone, he's too busy chasing wallabies down by the beach.

Hi Pam,
We're a simple lot, so I knew you'd figure out the "game." As for Mick, don't be too flattered at his attention, he thinks he's the Aussie reincarnation of Charlie Sheen. I'm not sure if that was a put down of Mr. Sheen, or Mick. Hopefully I hit two birds with one stone.

I thought you might be playing the theme to "Deliverance." Do remember I am a NC native. As I heard from a guy in Matthews back in the 60s, it wasn't a civil war. It was the "War of Northern Aggression." For me, the "War of Northern Aggression" is the two of us dumping on Mick. Not that it appears to be slowing him down.

Rick, I don't think you've got a shot at keeping Karen near your watering hole ,she's more of a Nantucket girl. As the waters of Broken Bay come closer and closer and the house still sinking a little each year ,she'll be looking for at least a new residence . And I quote her from 4 days ago ; " David would pass with a push" as you can see she's not fussy! In fact David you could have her ,Lock , stock ,and unused barrel for at least 12 months! I will also sent her with gift certificates for Costco or Walmart
just say the word and she's off . Rick I'm afraid you've missed out mate . It's a shame but you don't sell your virtues hard enough ,sure the quick wits there but the watering hole thing would turn Karen right off. She's not sure whether it's an all purpose watering hole .Could it be there's floating material down there ? Or do you call that feeding the fishies? Look forward to your replies .Sorry Rick there has to be a looser !
I guess it's time for you to visit the watering hole Rick !!!
Mick

Connie dearest,
I agree with you about the civil war , in fact in NC you can dig a hole in your back yard and find some old bullets etc there ,maybe even jewels,but you would have to have the map,as it shows where all the Yankee's are buried . Connie what's the difference between NC and SC , Tarhill Rd? I have been doing a lot of business of late with the world rugby shop in Mebane NC 27302 Hopefully this money flows into the local economy maybe Rick could afford a new pair of "Britches ?" On that high note I will bid farewell and wish you the very best of health.
Mick

Hi David,
From what I hear from Rick you two could very well be related .Both born in the south eh, The imagination runs wild . I've been meaning to ask you David is Nantucket attached by road to North America? How do you get to the mainland if not? Boat, plane or swim! What's the circumference of Nantucket? I could look all this up on the net but keeping up with you and Rick is a full time position. Have you contacted Pam ? She wants to play .
Best of health to you and Mel
Mick