LOL, Keri, you are hysterical! I love it...
I haven't had any 30+ days lately, but have definitely had my share of 20-or-so-episodes-per-day days. I have been more careful and dutiful in taking anti-diarrheals and eating "safe" foods. When I get back home from vacation I have a bunch of tests at Mayo but for right now, I'm keeping my fingers crossed - no insane sickness on this vacation yet! No major electrolyte imbalances or crazy crap like that! That's a bonus.
Sorry I've been sparse lately, it's been a nutty summer. I'll be back in full swing soon :)