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Posted 10/12/2005 5:19 PM (GMT 0)
So I accidentally went to the Lupus board (since it is right under the IBS board) and something caught my eye:

"You know you have Lupus when...."  I was so curious because I had no idea what Lupus was.  Anyway, they were having a lot of fun with this so I thought we should try it too.

Fill in the blank - You know you have IBS when _____ .

(Everyone only write 1 thing at a time, that way many can participate.)

Posted 10/12/2005 5:45 PM (GMT 0)
OK, I guess I'll start...

You know you have IBS when you can have both diarrhea AND constipation.
Posted 10/12/2005 6:23 PM (GMT 0)
You know you have IBS when you friends refer to you as "Poopy Pants" with a straight face.

Posted 10/13/2005 2:14 AM (GMT 0)
You know that you have IBS when you wnat to rip out your gut hose it out.
Posted 10/13/2005 11:57 AM (GMT 0)
You know you have IBS when people at the drug store know you by name.
Posted 10/13/2005 11:59 AM (GMT 0)
You know you have IBS when you consider a 4 pack roll of toilet tissue "will get you through the day".
Posted 10/13/2005 1:18 PM (GMT 0)
when grocery shopping is simply an array of poo possibilities...

--bunny
Posted 10/13/2005 5:07 PM (GMT 0)
...when you drive your fiance out of the room by talking about post-gall bladder problems and IBS with your mother-in-law... and oftentimes do it unconsciously over dinner.

...when you keep a supply of pillls for all occasions in both your purse and your desk drawer at work. And when you go on vacation, you take even more with you.
Posted 10/13/2005 6:54 PM (GMT 0)
You know you have IBS when you carry baby wipes with you.
Posted 10/13/2005 10:50 PM (GMT 0)
....... you wake up an extra hour before work "just in case".

........ you have TUMS and PEPTO in your car, office, bedroom, bathroom, garage, and girlfriends house.

....... your friends who are drunk feel like throwing up and you feel like having D.

....... you had to pull over on the freeway to use a road construction port-o-crapper or else you would have had to buy new pants.

....... your friends buy extra toilet paper for when you come over.

I could go on................ but I will let other join in the fun.

Posted 10/14/2005 6:31 PM (GMT 0)
You know you have IBS when it is impossible to control your flatulance.
Posted 10/15/2005 2:17 AM (GMT 0)
You know you have IBS when your friends nickname you The Gravy master....

...... and birthday presents are bottles of gravy master... and an official gravy master shirt comes in the mail just for you..... from Gravy master!!!
Posted 10/15/2005 2:38 AM (GMT 0)
Oh how fun, o.k. here's mine. You know you have ibs when the thought of a clean, many-stalled, empty restroom nearby gives you an enormous sense of well being and that everything is right with the world!
Posted 10/15/2005 2:23 PM (GMT 0)
You know you have IBS when your friends or family ask YOU where the bathroom at a store or restaurant instead of asking an employee.
Posted 10/16/2005 2:19 AM (GMT 0)
When you spend large amounts of time on the IBS forum.

Posted 10/16/2005 8:46 AM (GMT 0)
You know you have IBS when feeling crappy all day, everyday, is normal for you.
Posted 10/26/2005 10:37 PM (GMT 0)
You know you have IBS when taking a vacation to "backpack through Europe" or taking an "African Safari" is out of the question.

We need our bathrooms!
Posted 10/27/2005 4:15 AM (GMT 0)
Lil, you can add camping to that LOL
Posted 10/27/2005 4:25 AM (GMT 0)
you know you have IBS when you pay $500+ for an inflatable portable potty that fits in the back of your SUV!!

Posted 10/27/2005 4:30 AM (GMT 0)
LOL   Now that SUV toilet takes the cake!
Posted 10/27/2005 4:38 AM (GMT 0)
LOL... my hubby and I were just talking the other day about having a seat in your car that opens up underneath you in the middle (like a toilet) when you just have to go but then we said that it wouldn't be too pleasant for the cars behind you  devil
Posted 10/27/2005 4:45 AM (GMT 0)
Des, that's disgusting! LOL
Last night (I think it was last night) Jay Leno was making fun of this toilet. I thought his comments were so rude. I'm sure he didn't even consider people with IBS and especially Crohn's or UC who are almost house bound because of the disease... this toilet gives them hope of leaving the house and going on long trips. Anyway, just thought I'd share that.
Posted 10/27/2005 8:29 AM (GMT 0)
... when you could provide a detailed report on the cleanliness of the public bathrooms in the stores/restaurants where you live.  You also probably know what times they get cleaned, and probably even who the cleaning lady is!

Posted 10/27/2005 2:12 PM (GMT 0)
You know your significant other knows you have IBS when you make a mild complaint, he asks if you need to go, you tell him you can wait until you get a bit further down the road but he stops immediately anyways and tells you to go.
Posted 11/1/2005 11:49 PM (GMT 0)
your in the market to buy a house, and the first thing you look at in the listing is how many bathrooms there are
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