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Posted 3/5/2017 7:03 PM (GMT 0)
Guess where I'm sitting?
Not the latest thrill ride at the amusement park (that wouldn't be amusing at all). Not watching the latest suspense/horror thriller at the multiplex.
Hint: my "dirty" clothes are in a pile in front of me and I washed my hands thoroughly before Hubby handed me a glass of water with three Rx Immodium. Those are your clues. Please don't respond unless it's funny. I must "go." Butterflake
Posted 3/5/2017 7:22 PM (GMT 0)
The Lupus site www.butyoudontlooksick.com used to have funny quips about Lupus. A favorite: You know you have lupus when you bend over to tie your shoes and think, "What else can I do while I'm down here?" Hubby thought of something else I could do.
Posted 3/5/2017 9:38 PM (GMT 0)
Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
-- It's all over town.

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
-- A salad shooter.

And then there is this: /diarrheasong.blogspot.com/

Hope it passes quickly. yeah
Posted 3/6/2017 2:06 AM (GMT 0)
What’s the true definition of bravery?
Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes.

http://laffgaff.com/funny-poop-jokes-and-puns/

I agree with Lynnwood, Hope this passes quickly. 😊
Posted 3/6/2017 7:57 AM (GMT 0)
Lynnwood and Melissa thank you so much for the potty humor! I laughed so much and I needed a good laugh. My bouts this morning exhausted me so I spent the day sleeping. Now I'm awake like the owls I love.
Lynnwood I looked up the blogspot and thought of a line that really happened to me:
When you walk to the mail box, stopping as it pours down your legs filling both your socks, diarrhea.
That happened to me and I had to go in the house to face repairmen. My face was redder than any rash!!!
Thanks again ladies. You're the best. Love, Butterflake
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