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Posted 10/14/2013 6:00 PM (GMT 0)
In addition to a port and a cast, I can barely get around. This morning I was finally able to get a lab sample (poop) that my doctor had ordered months ago. Before my home health nurse arrived, I couldn't find it.It smelled so bad it should have been easily located. After a frantic hour of searching, I smelled the most awful odor. On my dogs breath. She ate it. Any suggestions on how to clean her mouth? After crying, I took her out and shoved her head in my pool. I rescheduled the nurse for tomorrow . As. If I don't have enough problems!
Posted 10/14/2013 6:55 PM (GMT 0)
Dogs don't just eat the kids homework, eh? LOL I think I would've tossed her into the pool! You'll get many laughs out of it in the future. Hopefully next time will work out better.
Posted 10/14/2013 9:55 PM (GMT 0)
I can't believe what I just read LOL!!!! your dog is a hot mess with some hot breath!!!! Sorry you have to now get another poop sample. Just make sure its in a secure place this time :-)

Healing vibes your way!
Posted 10/14/2013 10:05 PM (GMT 0)
Oh no!!! That sounds like my house!!! Ohhh, Waiting! You have got your hands full. I do hope that your day gets better, and that you can keep the dog locked out away from tomorrow's sample! smilewinkgrin

As far as cleaning your pups mouth, time. It will probably take longer for you to get over the thought than it will for her mouth enzymes to make her mouth cleaner than a human's mouth anyway!!

I'm sooo sorry, but thank you for sharing!!! What a chuckle I got out of it!!!
Posted 10/14/2013 10:17 PM (GMT 0)
When I think of all those years I've been buying expensive dog food.....
Posted 10/14/2013 10:47 PM (GMT 0)
Hey man just when you think things cant any worse... hahaha
Posted 10/15/2013 4:14 PM (GMT 0)
I can't believe I shared this! Your comments are two funny!

Free Bassett Hound to good home.
Posted 10/15/2013 5:05 PM (GMT 0)
Lord knows I needed some comedy relief! The one thing I learned about this forum...we have been through the storm...but a lot of us still have our sense of humor!

Keep us posted...praying sample #2 goes better lol.

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