Hello all,
As my baby LongTimeLymie said, I will explain some of the details here :)
Simela1, Traveler, the truth was that we were talking about
it, and I already heard about
fecal transplants, so when she was talking about
it I didn't even need to think, I said yes, I'd do it.
All what I'm going to explain is my personal experience, feel free to follow this steps.
I was the one who prepared everything for 2 reasons:
1- LongTymeLymie is already going through all the lyme crap, so I wanted to get some off her plate and I felt really good being able to do something helpful.
2- Since is my own poop, I'm not grossed out about
it and I had no problems in manipulating it and going through this "fragance"
If you are grossed out don't read below, just warning you :)
What we need to do "the thing" (is how we call the FMT, hehehe):
-A couple 120ml (4fl oz) enema bottles, so we will prepare approximate 250ml/8 fl oz of "the thing".
-A funnel
-Clorox wipes
-A crapty blender (we got this one
www.oster.com/blenders-and-juicers/kitchen-blenders/oster-simple-blend-100-blender---black/006706-000-NP0.html#start=8)
-Distilled water
-Vicks Vaporub
-Not to be grossed out
Cooking steps:
-For me it is not so hard, but I have to avoid going to the bathroom for all day because we do it at nighttime, so she can do "the thing"/the FMT and we go to sleep right away, this helps keep it inside as much time as she can.
-Then usually I would go to the bathroom and pee first. I won't enter in details, but you know this things can get even more gross than they are, and yes, all of this is a technique that I've been perfecting after, let's say, some accidents.
-After that, I'd put the blender on the ground and just poop there. Once again do this only if you have good aim LoL. Another possibility is that you get on the toilet and put your hand so you can catch it, whatever is best for you.
-Then, in the blender, I would put usually no more than 4 inches of poop (no, I didn't measure it, it's just an approximate number. You'll be able to see if it is too much after you do it a couple times) and remove the rest. (Yes with your hands, just think in something else and be quick)
-Fill with distilled water until you have 1 cup, put the lid on it (important step) and brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbr (30 seconds - 1 minute)
-Check the consistency, it should be pretty liquid. If not, add a little more distilled water and repeat step above.
-Then, prepare the enema bottles with the funnel and pour the thing in it. Not too fast, we don't want any possible big chunck to clog the enema bottle, because it really sucks to get it off your ass and
open it to clean it
-After that, I clean the Blender with the clorox, and some days LongTymeLymie soaks everything in vinegar after being cleaned.
And finally I clean everything else, leave the two enema bottles prepared in the bathroom, put some fragance and call LongTimeLymie.
Note: I said 2 enema bottles, so approx 8 fl oz. We tried with more and she couldn't hold it for so long, so we preferred to use only 8 fl oz, but in exchange she can hold it the whole night, and all the bacteria can do their job.
I hope I can be of your help, I tried to write it with a bit of bad humor, so at least you guys don't get soo grossed out. Feel free to ask whatever you want :)
Traveler, we will
open a new thread soon and let you know, don't worry.