LOL! We have those here. They don't wait around the corner until you fall asleep and then attack. You put him outside and he was likely grateful and took off to go find his buddies!
Shortly after we moved here, I was bit by a really strange looking bug - and it hurt like the dickens!!! So I grabbed a jar and a lid and captured that bugger. The next day I ventured into town - bug in tow - to the library. I wanted to know what I had been bit by and if I needed to worry as I had never seen one of these before:
entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/trees/wheel_bug.htmI managed to freak out not only everyone in the library "OMG! What IS that thing? We don't have those here!" my response: "Uhm, yes we do. I got it from my hilltop here" - so I went to the only Dr's office in town and - yep- got the same response!! It was really odd to be bit by a bug that no one knew was in the area, until I went to the local Extension office and they were able to confirm that it was a bug here in this area - right! I had already figured that much out!!