So I have been doing a 24 hour urine collection, but didn't tell anyone I was doing it. The jug is in the outside refrigerator tucked in the door kind of out of sight.
The only one who knew was my boxer mix and for a bribe of milk bones she'll keep anything secret. She has been puzzled all day about
why I was taking pee and pouring it in a jug. But she figured as long as I gave her milkiness she wouldn't question it too hard.
So tonight, my husband had gone to bed and my son was upstairs. I had to pee so I did, but I still had to go when the cup filled up. I hurried downstairs, but met my son coming back upstairs. I nonchallantely walked past him and
opened the door to the garage. He followed me, but I took the jug out and took the lid off the cup.
He said is that urine and I said yes. He said you're not going to drink it are you. i said no, I just had to collect it for testing. He said well you have been doing weird things lately. He knows all about
the Lyme and he has been patient with me about
him taking some supplements (I definitely gave it to him in utero).
He really didn't think i was going to drink it but his dry delivery makes me laugh even now. That an the look on the dog's face as if to say "I didn't tell him, do I still get my milkiness?".
It was a very good laugh and if you read this post I hope it lightened your day a little.
Kim
