Posted 5/22/2009 9:45 PM (GMT 0)
Hey gang, here's some funny sayings that you just might lfind humurous. Enjoy!
1. In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
2. Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
Strangers have the best candy.
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!