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Posted 8/6/2008 11:04 PM (GMT 0)
A lot of us refer to them as male. Wonder why?

'Cause they're always spurting filth? Cause they're annoying? Cause they don't let you sleep through the night?

or, if I'm being nice...

Cause your life sucked and even though they are annoying, u couldn't live without them?

tongue  

I'm in a weird mood today, so don't mind my random posts.

Oh yeah, my stoma is definitely a boy.

Posted 8/7/2008 12:40 AM (GMT 0)
well mine is a boy, because its always gets dirty and is sometimes gross....lol

also...unfortunately...stomas stink literally and figuratively

and so do boys
boys stink! lol j/k
Posted 8/7/2008 12:45 AM (GMT 0)
Or maybe cause they make inapropriate noises in public?
Posted 8/7/2008 2:30 AM (GMT 0)
Mine's a girl, well...actually a tomboy! She's definitely not a lady, because she spits and burps, especially when she's naked. nono Her favorite food is Italian, so I named her Paloma the stoma.
Posted 8/7/2008 3:55 AM (GMT 0)
ROTFL at Paloma the Stoma!!! Bwah ha ha ha ha!
Posted 8/7/2008 12:45 PM (GMT 0)
Mine's a girl because when I got her I was 10 years old and I couldn't possibly have made her a boy - boy germs - euwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 8/7/2008 5:04 PM (GMT 0)
Mines a boy cause he's so foul mouthed!!
Posted 8/7/2008 6:53 PM (GMT 0)
Mines a girl cos she hardly purps... but shes always moaning ;) and i couldnt live without her..
Posted 8/7/2008 7:14 PM (GMT 0)
Mine's a gal because she's always so b@tchy ...
Posted 8/8/2008 1:12 AM (GMT 0)
My stoma is a boy. His name is Seymour (because I can See More). His sister was Annie Moore (as in is there anymore?) who was my colon. My colon was always a girl because she was just b!tchy at times. My stoma is a booger who smells and gets on my nerves all the time. He is really a pain in my side. tongue
Posted 8/8/2008 3:30 AM (GMT 0)
Mines a hermaphadite (sp?) (male and female). All the above and plus very tender and sensitive. Multiple personalities and manic depressive.

Gets hurt very easily. : (
Posted 8/10/2008 12:15 AM (GMT 0)
My stoma is just a little brat! She does what she wants to do, when she wants ,and I have no control over her little fits and spurts. She is just the boss of the patient. Gotta love her though, she saved me.
Posted 8/10/2008 12:21 AM (GMT 0)
nene, my brat(cat) is not physically attached to my body but she does go most places I go and she can have her little fits and can be a b***h at times!! tongue  
Love ya bratcat! yeah
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