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Posted 9/14/2009 11:12 PM (GMT 0)
funny story:
I was changing my appliance this morning in the bathroom. I was standing with my ostomy directly above the toilet while putting paste on the wafer.
I suddenly had to sneeze. A BIG sneeze. Naturally, I closed my eyes and when I opened them, the wall next to the toilet was splattered with my poo!!! I had to laugh. It looked like someone had taken brown paint on a paint brush and splatted it. I laughed and laughed. I should've taken a pic.
I only wish my eyes were open and I could've witnessed the spray. It probably was awesome.
I didn't even think to cover the stoma during the sneeze. BUT I will next time!
Posted 9/14/2009 11:19 PM (GMT 0)
haha too funny. I don't think I would have needed the pic though..!

Matt
Posted 9/15/2009 3:26 AM (GMT 0)
HA HA HA HA!!!

Now there is someone besides me to laugh at!!!WOO HOO!!!!

that is sooo funny!
Posted 9/15/2009 4:57 AM (GMT 0)

That's great!  smilewinkgrin    Super funny!!!!!!

I can only imagine the shock of opening your eyes to a sprayed mess!  Hahhahahahahahha!!!

You made me laugh, and I so needed that...

Thanks for sharing Chassity!!!

smurf  

Posted 9/15/2009 8:18 AM (GMT 0)
It was funny, but I felt bad you had to go through that while I was reading it. I'm still at the stage where if it were happening to me I would have cried, a lot.
Posted 9/15/2009 1:28 PM (GMT 0)
oh no. don't feel bad.
You get over the crying thing, eventually.
I'm used to cleaning the bathroom floor and general toilet area.

Trigirl-You're just going through the grieving stage now. Eventually, you hit acceptance.
You have to learn to take it all in stride. It's part of you now.
Then, things get funny.
Posted 9/15/2009 8:48 PM (GMT 0)
OMG, that's hilarious. Thanks for sharing your story!
Posted 9/15/2009 9:05 PM (GMT 0)
Thats so funny if you could of seen that coming and video it for you tube you would have had loads of hits!!!!!! Bev

Posted 9/15/2009 10:14 PM (GMT 0)
LOL turn Thanks for sharing!
Posted 9/17/2009 12:37 AM (GMT 0)
hahahahaha! That is awesome!
Posted 9/17/2009 10:52 AM (GMT 0)
OMG...what a stoma story!!!
Posted 9/17/2009 9:57 PM (GMT 0)
I would refer to that as a "dual sneeze"
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