Hey Alibee.. really glad to hear you're getting sorted finally. If I remember rightly you're having a total colectomy but no ileostomy? is that right? In answer to your questions..
Yes you should be able to shower after a day or so.. take some nice fresh smelling stuff! that first shower is heaven
If you're having laparascopic surgery, you'll be bloated with the gas they pump into you. It can be pretty uncomfortable and lasts at least 5 days. You'll still look and feel pregnant. BUT it won't last hopefully. Hang onto those 'pregnancy' clothes for now as even when you leave hospital you'll still be very bloated and swollen and sore. Loose tops and stretchy jog pants etc.
I know exactly what you mean about
jeans - I was the same for about
14 months before my surgery.. could only wear leggings, jog pants and smocks! guess what I'm sitting here wearing??? a pair of tight skinny jeans ;-))) and you will too.. in time. But not straight away. I was also the same after eating.. felt and looked 8 monnths pregnant all the time. Horrible! Not now though
) it's wonderful.
Give yourself plenty of time and don't expect to wake up without the bloating. It will go eventually though. You won't want to eat straight away either.. start with tiny amounts of things like jelly, custard etc and after a day or so, move onto slightly more solid stuff. But take it very slowly.
I didn't have a total colectomy so I don't know for sure how that feels, but I've had 4 surgeries over the last year all very different experiences.
I'm now 10 weeks post surgery and just back home from a 5 mile run with my running club!
Good luck and keep us all posted. Do lots of things to keep your mind off things over the next few weeks - the waiting is tough.