Nupercainal is a local anesthetic ointment used for hemorrhoids. It helps quite well for me. I think the only reason the Calmoseptine sorta works is because of the menthol in it which gives a cooling effect. Also it seems to be thicker than Desitin which is pretty liquidy and it gets everywhere.
There is something else called Ilex Skin Protectant which is supposed to be really awesome, but I have to order that online.
I'm also strongly considering buying a bidet.
Edit: Well I ordered a bidet. It is the Joy Bidet HC-2. It is a simple bidet, but turns out since I'm in an apartment the way my bathroom is setup I can't directly connect the hot water from the sink to the toilet without drilling through a wall. There also isn't an outlet in the toilet/tub area so it wouldn't make any since for me to buy an electronic one.
I also ordered some Ilex Skin Protectant to try that out.
Post Edited (NewShinyCD) : 5/5/2012 3:14:06 PM (GMT-6)