it might be funny later!

So last night I hadgotten these new spiked lemonades and wanted to try them, well I drank like 3/4 of one and decided I didn't like it, that wasenough to make me a bit tipsy. Well I neded to spray paint the ceilings in the bathroom, so I went in and didthat. Now our bathrooms are small, no windows and I turned the fans off so the paint wouldn't get sucked in! Huge mistake, lol. Never ever do that. So now I'm stumbling around half drunk and accidetally high off paint. So, I go to the bathroom and go to empty my bag but I didn't have it opened all the way and can just barely function anyway, and start sqeezing the stuffout and itflies straight up into the air and goes flying across the room! I'm like what just happened? And ilook and its all over the seat, on my pants and underwear, down the front of the toilet, on the floor on the trashcan and somehow in the trash can. Andall over my foot! So I get up take my bottoms off, am standing there half naked with a bunch of alchol wipes scrubbing down everything, including me. Took me like 15 minutes!
Moral of the story do not spray paint in small enclosed spaces and then attempt to empty your bag.

That is fantastic advice, mind you would never think of spray painting bathroom ceiling always use a paint brush and normal emulsion but if I ever feel the compulsion to do it I'll empty first.

Nearly as bad as when I went to empty bag during my birthday party at home and had rather a few (bottles) of pimm's/vodka. Should have thought there may be a problem in my coordination when it took me three attempts to get through the french doors which were 6 ft wide as I kept bouncing between the two doors. But never one to give in easily I managed to navigate that obstacle and crawled upstairs on all fours. Staggered into bathroom and to the toilet, now have to explain here I empty bag by sitting on toilet and putting bag between legs as legs very long and tried kneeling and balance not great on one knee sober let alone when three sheets to the wind! So anyway managed to get clip off bag - quite pleased with myself and thought I can't be as drunk as I thought. Looked up slightly and thought, odd, room is slipping sideways.....not quite. I was slipping sideways, off the toilet and onto floor. Ended up in heap jammed between toilet bowl and radiator, bag happily emptying and fully clothed. Now you try cleaning that mess up in state I was in, may have been well gone alcohol wise but not much so that wasn't too embarrassed to call for help. After quick shower starting fully clothed and gradually stripping off, scrubbing bathroom I weirdly felt very sober.

Moral of story, if you get so drunk can't empty bag properly, have a shower fully clothed - sobers you up no end....or did I miss the point :)

lol you guys crack me up :D

Anybody else with stories that weren't funny then but are now?

Dan