Funny stoma stories...?

Oops I didn't mean to post twice

Holy cow! I didn't know it could be projectile!

Mine can. I think that may be part of what they call an "aggressive" stoma. Sometimes it is like it is being shot out of me like a slingshot! Sometimes it just seeps and runs down my belly, other times it tries to hit the wall across from me. I have to be real careful during bag change time. And sometimes it isn't that watery and it tries to hit things three feet from me.

thoes are funny i was at school during lunch we would go out to eat well on THIS DAY we went to mcdonalds about 5 girls at the table and its dead silence cus were eating ....(well you already knows what happens next)
mr wiggels: NOISE MAKING
me: sounds like im poopin
friend: you just craped in your pants and your still sitting there
me: ugh girl i got a bag ....(lifts shirt)
everybody started laughing and so was my stoma apprently lol !