Here I thought my bathroom woes were over forever, but alas they are apparently not.
We went to the beach last week and were on our way home friday. We take this road that we stay on for two hours and there are literally only two stores. Well I had to pee about an hour onto the road, well the first store was only about 15 minutes away, so i was ok, but they didn't ahve a public batrhoom! So the next store was almost at the end of the road, and I was about to tell them to just stop the car I would go behind a tree. but then the exxon is there! SO i run in, their batrhoom is out of order!
Well there is still a ways to go down that road before we get to anything, but another road has a town about 10 miles away, so we go that way. On the way my sister sees a construction site of a new house with a portapotty, and she says, pull in there. I am like yuck, but whatever. Well she has clorox in the car, so I run in there with the clorox and all is well, or so I think. Well I hear my sis's fiancee talking and I figure he has just gotten out of the car to strecth. then I hear a voice i don't recognize, and I think oh god someone has stopped to see what we are doing.
So i peek my head out of the door, and there is a state trooper! I am debating whethere I should just run into the woods when I hear my name called. So i go to the car, turns out the house that is being built is the troopers house!
Luckily, he was nice and didn't care. My sis's fiancee just told him that he had a girl with him that had to do, and the stores batrhoom was out of order. and apparetnly he laughed and said when you gotta go you gotta go!
That was horribly embarassing though.
And random note, when we got home, our deep freezer door had been left open just a crack the whole week so we had like 500.00 worth of rotten meat, and a horrible smell!