Trep:
Speaking of George Burns, I always loved his line:
Every morning, as soon as I wake up, I read the obituaries. If my name isn't there, I get dressed.
I also love Woody Allen's comment:
The secret of life: 85% of it is just showing up.
I think we appreciate those jokes a lot more as we get older. As a young man, those jokes were not particularly humorous.
Mel