Fond Memories :-)

gearloose

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Joined : Nov 2013

Posts : 91

Posted 1/8/2014 3:31 AM (GMT 0)

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout
Time was when, on its own
From my trousers it would spring
But now its a full time job
To find the ****ing thing!
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes

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mspt98

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Joined : Dec 2008

Posts : 458

Posted 1/8/2014 4:58 AM (GMT 0)

Very sad and very true.....

Keeping faith

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Joined : Oct 2011

Posts : 208

Posted 1/8/2014 2:00 PM (GMT 0)

Thanks so much for Posting. I'm still laughing. I sent it to my oncologist!!!

Nomar Lupron 4 Me

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Joined : Apr 2013

Posts : 1922

Posted 1/9/2014 4:41 PM (GMT 0)

I had copied this over from the other site I frequent, Inspire.com, and was going to add it to the Friday funnies for this week, but saw you had already posted it here.

Good stuff. or at least it's about formerly good stuff.

LupronJim

samham55

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Joined : Dec 2013

Posts : 56

Posted 1/11/2014 5:55 AM (GMT 0)

Gearlose,

Great post.

There is a lot more to life than sex.

Watching a granddaughter play tennis for Northwestern or another granddaughter play tennis for Trinity in San Antonio is just so much fun.

Then there are those other grandchildren who play basketball or baseball.

Looking forward to great grandchildren.

Life is great.

Sam

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