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Posted 3/1/2014 5:53 PM (GMT 0)
I've just been perusing some threads and it seems like they are all downers today. I much preferreading about one good PSA after another. But, unfortunately, we have many members who are struggling aplenty.

So, in the interest of lightening up, I started to think what I can request they put on my tombstone after PC finally does me in. Some thoughts:

1) This mathematician says 3+4 does NOT = 4+3

2) I told you I was sick

Feel free to add your own!

Mel

Posted 3/1/2014 6:56 PM (GMT 0)
1. I see dead people.

2. Here lies an atheist all dressed up and no place to go.

As a retired history teacher, mine will read, "I Am History"

Tom
Posted 3/1/2014 7:21 PM (GMT 0)
Mel we could always arm wrestler over "radiation hysteria" again. ;)

(So pro-nuke I glow.)
Posted 3/1/2014 7:29 PM (GMT 0)
Buddy, I agree with your parenthetical remark.

Which of my three arms shall I use?

Mel
Posted 3/1/2014 8:03 PM (GMT 0)
The middle one. Har har.

Hope all is well.
Posted 3/1/2014 8:34 PM (GMT 0)
That poor third leg is shriveled up so bad it is good for nothing.
Posted 3/1/2014 9:29 PM (GMT 0)
Mine works but feels flippin' odd at times. I figure it is being mutated by isotopes into something better. :D
Posted 3/1/2014 9:45 PM (GMT 0)
got just the thing for you, Mel......cool

VIEW IMAGE

ed
Posted 3/1/2014 10:01 PM (GMT 0)
Good one, Ed

Mel

Posted 3/1/2014 10:33 PM (GMT 0)
These were good! thanks for the smile. But I have to add My father always says he wants
"DR. *** DID IT" a particular Dr. he never cared for :)
Posted 3/1/2014 10:48 PM (GMT 0)
A little off topic but still cemetery humor...

A light plane crashed into the cemetery today. So far they have recovered the pilot and 1867 bodies.
Posted 3/2/2014 12:32 AM (GMT 0)
"Grays Anatomy"

For the radiation guys :)
Posted 3/2/2014 12:59 AM (GMT 0)
Mel, found these to add to your list:

www.quotemountain.com/sayings/funny_tombstone_sayings.html

Sonny
Posted 3/2/2014 11:46 AM (GMT 0)
"Went to look for my prostate"

Mike
Posted 3/2/2014 3:21 PM (GMT 0)
"He didn't see the bus on his way to the oncologist".
Posted 3/2/2014 4:02 PM (GMT 0)
"I always knew this would happen."
Posted 3/2/2014 4:34 PM (GMT 0)
"It was fun while it lasted"


Cowboy
Posted 3/3/2014 5:43 AM (GMT 0)

mycrooner said...
These were good! thanks for the smile. But I have to add My father always says he wants
"DR. *** DID IT" a particular Dr. he never cared for :)

I like this one! I like it a lot! Note to self!
Posted 3/3/2014 6:11 AM (GMT 0)
Gravestone from Boot Hill Cemetery:
"Here lies Lester Moore
Four shots from a forty-four
No less
No more"
Posted 3/3/2014 11:47 AM (GMT 0)
There is a new law in Florida. If you live within 50 miles of a cemetery you can not be buried there. The reason: You must be dead...

I know it's kind of stupid, but that is my contribution.
Posted 3/3/2014 3:50 PM (GMT 0)

Viperguy said...
There is a new law in Florida. If you live within 50 miles of a cemetery you can not be buried there. The reason: You must be dead...

Since it is a Florida law--just go to the cemetery and stand your ground. Someone is bound to be dead sooner or later.

Tom skull
Posted 3/3/2014 4:03 PM (GMT 0)
I'd rather be golfing

Too much Trimix really does make you stiff all over
Posted 3/3/2014 4:05 PM (GMT 0)
Mel,

This one still needs work but for a first draft:

GS7(4+3) != GS7(3+4) : Prostatectomy not a commutatuve operation.

Post Edited (PeterDisAbelard.) : 3/3/2014 9:23:52 AM (GMT-7)

Posted 3/3/2014 5:20 PM (GMT 0)
Glad you changed the numbers; I was going to correct you!!!!

Mel

Posted 3/3/2014 5:26 PM (GMT 0)
I'll have sausage, pepperoni and sausage on mine! That's the only TOMBSTONE I'm thinking about!
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