Let me set the scene for you: Mrs DisAbelard and I are cuddling on the couch. The wine is red, but cool and slightly sweet like she likes it. A warm fire crackles in the grate. I stand up to put another log on the fire and, while my back is turned, I give that old third testicle a quiet squeeze or two...I contend that if I have managed to incorporate the pump for my yet-to-be-installed implant into my sexual reveries then I am not wildly averse to having mechanical gizmos in my scrotum. But I have to admit that I am irrationally attached to the idea of a sling instead of an artificial sphincter.
They have done studies of men given the choice between a sling and an AUS and, even when the surgeon
strongly recommends an AUS, something like a third of the guys so advised will still go with a sling. I understand the lure of the sling. I feel it. In my case it is not so much that I mind the idea of having some hydraulic controls for my bionics that I will have to futz with to pee. It is more being cross with medical science that they can't fix what they broke.
I have an appointment with my surgeon tomorrow at which I will probably pull the trigger on starting the scheduling process for my three-way upgrade -- AUS/Sling, Implant, and Umbilical Hernia Repair. The hernia is starting to bug me (I am wearing a truss as I type this) and that provides a reason to up the tempo a bit although I will probably still wait until after the holidays.
In the past he and I have talked about
both slings as sphincters as possibilities and I have been stewing about
which I should ask for given a choice. (Which I may not be given.) I've been weighing my pads for the last year and a half (
graph) and my leaking is more or less within the range that a sling can handle (up to 400 ml a day). Over the whole period I've averaged 117 ml but its been going up. In the last six months I've averaged 173 ml and I do have occasional excursions into the 500s on days when I spent the whole day unloading furniture from a truck, or similar activities. But I am mostly in an OK range, leakage-wise.
More of a problem is my adjuvant radiation after my RP. I think the most common sling used these days is the "Advance" sling which has admirable success stats except with men who have had prior radiation. For men who've been radiated the Advance Sling seems to really, really suck (failure rate something like 80%). So
that sling is just out, I think. But there are other slings on the market that don't rely on repositioning the urethra forward that seem to do better. And there are other "compression" devices that don't call themselves slings that seem to work, too. So I dunno.
The sensible thing to do, of course, is opt for an AUS. But the lure of the sling tempts me, like Steinbeck's "song of the pearl", to irrationality.
So, anyone here have a sling installed after radiation? Other thoughts?
Oh, and another thing... I am easily confused and I worry that if I give the wrong testicle a squeeze I might put out that fire.Update: (Spoiler alert) In the end I decided to go ahead with an AMS 800 artificial urinary sphincter which was implanted on March 5th, 2015. As of this update (twelve days later) it remains deactivated until I heal enough to mess with the controls (in another month or so).