Chask said...
InTheShop said...
I'd use the phase we use there, "Don't trust a fart."
Andrew
Ah yes, part of Billy Connollys set of 3 Golden Rules for men of a mature age, and especially true for we Prostate guys
1 Never pass a Toilet,
2 Never trust a fart,
3 Never waste an erection
All oh so true!
Chas
You forgot to mention number three in its entirety , it should end .......... even if you are on your own ;-)