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Posted 8/6/2017 2:07 PM (GMT 0)
Having just had implant surgery completed this past Wednesday 08/02/2017 many thoughts have been moving through my mind. Hey this is the world of super technology and nano this and nano that. How about an implant with a Wi-Fi nano pump that responses to voice command for any erection you would like? Like Alexis 3/4 hard on please. Now there you go-- Alexis get it up please-- Siri erection please -- now we are talking --- Apple, Microsoft, Google this is your challenge-- I'll be pissed because in a few years someone will come up with this and I'll be back on the operating table getting a nano pump installed with full voice command. Now that is the deal -- how much fun could you have with that--- mastery over your erection at the whisper of your voice
Posted 8/6/2017 3:06 PM (GMT 0)
Al,

Good for you and I hope it works well!

No erection after surgery was a downer for me. Then I discovered Trimix and I thought it was my savior. But, in less than a year I also developed Peyronies. Curved like a pretzel and unusable. Very depressing!

I've never really considered an implant. I imagine it's very expensive and I doubt insurance would cover.
Posted 8/6/2017 3:40 PM (GMT 0)
BigAl,

I worked up a feature list for the ideal device a few years ago, shortly before you joined the forum. Most of it holds up fairly well but, given recent advances in the field, the voice activation features may need to be revisited.

My Device: A Modest Proposal

Mattamx,

I believe most insurance does cover implants when they are for reconstruction after prostate surgery or for Peyronie's disease. Many policies also cover them for documented ED lasting more than one year. If you Google the name of your insurance company plus "penile implant" you may find their general policies for such coverage. It's also something you can ask your uro about. Most urologists have a pretty good idea what insurance does, and does not cover.

Here's a link to some info I posted two years ago about having an implant and an artificial sphincter done.

AMS 1500=AMS 700 CX (penile prosthesis) + AMS 800 (artificial urinary sphincter): A Hands-on Review
Posted 8/6/2017 4:37 PM (GMT 0)
PDA,

Thanks for the info.
Posted 8/6/2017 8:04 PM (GMT 0)
Love the idea, but does Siri or Alexis (want to) talk dirty?

Post Edited (Sr Sailor) : 8/6/2017 2:11:36 PM (GMT-6)

Posted 8/6/2017 8:22 PM (GMT 0)
I actually tried talking dirty to Alexa once. I got a response. It was something like " that's not nice" or I don't respond to that kind of talk.", or something like that.

If you have Alexa, try it. It made me laugh. My wife just told me I was an idiot, she didn't think it was funny. 😂
Posted 8/7/2017 12:29 AM (GMT 0)
P-man....very funny !!....I needed that !..~D
Posted 8/7/2017 4:18 AM (GMT 0)
Peter,

That was awesome --- a true "Bone O Phone" --- wow you could really get creative-- the patent office needs to get some info flowing to them-- patent the complete package with a lot of bells and whistles -- I'm sure it could be done if it hasn't been done already--- Hell your scrotum could be like a steamer trunk full of gadjets-----

Mattmx-- don't let that peyronies ruin you like it did me --- I had the same deal injected with the trimix and wham my penis was bent in half like a coat hook-- through me into a depression for 3 years and I didn't even know it because it came on slowly---- go see a good Uro you trust and find out some answers---

This implant got rid of the peyronies and gives me at least a chance at getting back to some kind of normal--

Insurnace covered it all accept of course my deductibles of about $2500-- You can also finance the whole thing with payments--
Posted 8/7/2017 1:40 PM (GMT 0)

bigal said...
.... Like Alexis 3/4 hard on please. Now there you go-- Alexis get it up please-- ...

That must be Alexa's big sister. smilewinkgrin
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