I was knocked out for my first biopsy last week. When they gave me the sedative by injecction, I fell asleep within 30 seconds. Woke up 20-25 minutes later as if I had a good nap. And it was all over. No pain at all, not groggy, just felt rested and good. Couldn’t believe how smoothly it went and that I had had “Big Sam” as somebody here jokingly called the probe up my rear. No pain at all for me. A lot of blood in urine first day, but cleared up on day 3. Now awaiting results of biopsy.
One thing I wished they had told me was regarding the enema, which I had never had done and for some reason though I would take a pill. A nurse gave me a fleet enema. Not that it should make a difference, but the nurse was drop dead gorgeous. Then she couldn’t find the darn hole in my rear. She was spreading my cheeks looking in there poking around. I felt she was too darn close with that model like face within a few inches of my unholy place! Boy, was that embarrassing. Would have been embarrassing with any nurse, but her being some sort of model made me more embarrassed. Eventually, I said I could help her find the hole, which she gladly accepted! I plugged it in and she did the rest very quickly. She then told me “if you can hold it for 15 minutes that would be best, but if you need to go just go”. So feeling rather emasculated after this embarrassing experience, I wanted to impress this gorgeous nurse by showing her that I could very easily hold it past 15 minutes. I was imagining her telling all her colleagues of this amazing feat of achievement of a patient holding it in for 30-60 minutes. What amazing will power this patient had! At least that is how I pictured it in my head. Boy oh boy, was that a mistake! I soiled myself after 3 minutes! Oh well at least it is funny thinking about
it now. So, gents, don’t try to impress anyone after the enema and stay close to the toilet, very close.
Post Edited (BensonHill) : 11/22/2017 6:13:25 AM (GMT-7)