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Posted 7/12/2019 12:49 PM (GMT 0)
Ok guys, this is actually a logic problem, and it tests your ability to think like an 8 year old. Here is the only rule: Each question requires you to remember the answer to the previous question and use the information in the previous question(s) to develop the right answer.

1. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
3. The lion king called a meeting of all the animals. All of them attended but one. Who didn't come?
4. You need to cross a river infested with crocodiles, you don't have a boat, but you do have a refrigerator. How do you get across the river?
Posted 7/12/2019 1:32 PM (GMT 0)
1 Cut off it's head/neck.
2 You can't.
3 Giraffe
4 Lay the Giraffe's neck across the river.
Posted 7/12/2019 1:48 PM (GMT 0)
mattam, OK. Not the answers that I was looking for, but points for creativity!
Posted 7/12/2019 1:57 PM (GMT 0)
lol. I didn't think I had it right. Lupron is becoming a very convenient excuse.
Posted 7/12/2019 2:35 PM (GMT 0)
I have the mind of an eight year old, so here goes.

1. open the door, put in the giraffe and then close the door.

2. open the door, remove the giraffe, insert the elephant and close the door.

3. The elephant since it is still in the refrigerator.

4. Just swim across. All the crocs are at the animal meeting with the lion. Plus the elephant is still in the fridge and you are only eight and can't possibly move the fridge around.
Posted 7/12/2019 3:06 PM (GMT 0)
Four really dumb jokes, with appropriate sound effects:

What are some good things about Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=drum+roll+cymbal+crash+video+clip&view=detail&mid=5e60d42ff582176039f25e60d42ff582176039f2&form=vire

I was in Washington, D.C. once and it was so cold!

How cold was it?

It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=drum+roll+cymbal+crash+video+clip&view=detail&mid=5e60d42ff582176039f25e60d42ff582176039f2&form=vire

I couldn’t figure out why the 18-wheeler kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=drum+roll+cymbal+crash+video+clip&view=detail&mid=5e60d42ff582176039f25e60d42ff582176039f2&form=vire

I went to a really crummy zoo the other day and there was only one dog in it. It was a s-h-I-t-zu.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=drum+roll+cymbal+crash+video+clip&view=detail&mid=5e60d42ff582176039f25e60d42ff582176039f2&form=vire
Posted 7/12/2019 3:56 PM (GMT 0)
wisdom:
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese ...
Posted 7/12/2019 5:00 PM (GMT 0)
ITS,
I saw that on American Pickers and it's a good one. Wish I had thought of it a long time ago.
Posted 7/12/2019 6:26 PM (GMT 0)
I have one but it's slightly risque. Although cute.
Posted 7/12/2019 6:50 PM (GMT 0)
2019guy--BOO HISS to your group of 4. They are 2/3 of a pun: P-U!
Posted 7/13/2019 5:18 PM (GMT 0)
It's the one about the 2 nuns bicycling through Paris. Don't want to offend.
Posted 7/13/2019 5:48 PM (GMT 0)
Who's the only singer you could eat?


(Elvis Parsley)
Posted 7/13/2019 6:36 PM (GMT 0)
2019guy,

We are a bunch of guys who have been intimately violated by the best in the business, repeatedly. We do not offend easily.
Posted 7/13/2019 7:23 PM (GMT 0)
Two hunters charter a plane to take them to the wilds of Alaska to go hunting, a float plane to land on the lake where they are going to hunt. The plane arrives to take them back, and they have this huge moose all dressed out and ready to take home. Pilot says, that thing has to weigh nearly a thousand pounds! No way I can take off with that onboard. The two guys say, oh well, we did the same thing last year and the pilot didn't wuss out. C'mon, be a man. After berating him for a while he says, OK, if the other pilot managed it I can too.

So, they load the huge animal on the plane, hop on board, and the pilot gets at the far end of the lake to give himself the most room to take off he can get. He maxes out the throttle, they barely make it into the air at the end of the lake, plane stalls out and crashes. As they climb out of the wreckage, one hunter looks to the other and says, "hey, we made it at least a hundred yards farther than last year!"
Posted 7/14/2019 2:48 AM (GMT 0)
2 nuns are bicycling through Paris when one realizes she's in an unfamiliar part of town. She says, "Sister, I've never come this way before." The other replies, "It's the cobblestones."
Posted 7/14/2019 10:55 AM (GMT 0)

2019Guy said...
2 nuns are bicycling through Paris when one realizes she's in an unfamiliar part of town. She says, "Sister, I've never come this way before." The other replies, "It's the cobblestones."


😧😳😂 so much less offensive than a DRE 😖. And I never laughed during them...feel free to carry on...🙂
Posted 7/14/2019 7:07 PM (GMT 0)
island time - Not the only one, Paul McCarrotney
Posted 7/14/2019 7:46 PM (GMT 0)
In China, there was a wealthy collector of carved teak named Chan. A team of criminals developed an elaborate plan to steal the teak. The plan involved training a bear to perform the break-in and theft. And, to disguise the perpetrator, they attached prosthetic feet to the bear, so that it would appear the thief was a young boy.

So, the investigators would be searching for a Boy-foot bear with teak of Chan.
Posted 7/14/2019 8:08 PM (GMT 0)
The Barefoot Boy

Blessings on thee, little man,
Barefoot boy, with cheek of tan!
With thy turned-up pantaloons,
And thy merry whistled tunes;
With thy red lip, redder still
Kissed by strawberries on the hill;
With the sunshine on thy face,
Through thy torn brim's jaunty grace;
From my heart I give thee joy, -
I was once a barefoot boy!
Prince thou art, - the grown-up man ...
(and the poem continues)

--John Greenleaf Whittier
Posted 7/15/2019 1:15 AM (GMT 0)

Dogdays said...

2019Guy said...
2 nuns are bicycling through Paris when one realizes she's in an unfamiliar part of town. She says, "Sister, I've never come this way before." The other replies, "It's the cobblestones."


😧😳😂 so much less offensive than a DRE 😖. And I never laughed during them...feel free to carry on...🙂

Thanks, DD. Though I never want to be considered a wimp I'll always check first. After all I don't ever want anyone cross with me. Guess I've gotten in the habit of checking first.

Post Edited (2019Guy) : 7/14/2019 7:18:48 PM (GMT-6)

Posted 7/15/2019 1:29 AM (GMT 0)
What I learned to check was the glove rack in the exam room. Which box has the most gloves taken out of it? If it's the XL size box.....watch out!
Posted 7/15/2019 1:38 AM (GMT 0)
As long as you'd be comfortable telling a joke at Thanksgiving Dinner table with the 13 year olds and Great Grandpa listening, you can tell it here.
I don't think the Nuns qualify.
Posted 7/16/2019 2:09 PM (GMT 0)
🙁 well that put the kibosh on Friday Funny. Btw......great grandpa, in one of his cerebral moments, thought it was funny. And the 13 year olds were doing what 13 year olds do....not paying attention to anything being said by an adult.
😏 I still liked it 2019Guy.
Posted 7/16/2019 2:20 PM (GMT 0)
Guideline #11
11. Keep posts family friendly. If it shouldn't be viewed by minors, then it shouldn't be posted to the forums.
Posted 7/16/2019 8:37 PM (GMT 0)

142 said...
Guideline #11
....If it shouldn't be viewed by minors, then it shouldn't be posted to the forums.

Have you seen how "minors" are dressing these days, what they're saying, and what the are doing?

The times, they are a changing...... ;-)
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