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Posted 4/18/2020 10:21 PM (GMT 0)
I found this, so sorry. And hey - no hitting!

It's getting crazy out there... Actually I have been talking to the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed things are getting bad. The vacuum was unsympathetic... told me to suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all blow over! I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything... Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The toilet looked a bit flushed. When I asked its opinion it didn't say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and the curtains told me to... yes, you guessed it... pull myself together.
Posted 4/18/2020 11:27 PM (GMT 0)
Yeah, household objects can get to ya.

Sometimes my clocks tick me off, but that's no cause for alarm.

The windows can be a pain, especially during a storm.

the chairs aren't much help either, as they just sit around, especially that one chair that's just a lazy boy.
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Fixing my bathroom sink is a constant drain, and what am I going to do about my bed? My memory foam mattress forgot who I was, and I'm not making it up.
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(Seriously, the way the world is right now this is a time when a little humor can be a real help, even if it's just for a little while, and a day late by forum standards. But humor always helps)..
Posted 4/19/2020 2:07 AM (GMT 0)
You're right. It's Saturday. darn.
Posted 4/19/2020 2:47 PM (GMT 0)
what kind of jokes can you tell while being quarantined?

Inside jokes ...
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