Posted 1/26/2021 2:48 AM (GMT 0)
I was gonna wait till Friday, but after all these posts I think this is needed today:
Dr. Cohen asks 75 year-old Max for a semen sample. He gives him a jar and says,"Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow." When Max returns the next day the jar is clean and empty. Cohen asks what happened and Max says, "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Malka the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands and then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing." Cohen is shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" Max replies, "Yeah, and none of us could get that jar open."