You go David -- You da MAN! Pads, diapers, whatever -- they'll all be gone soon.
Here are some acronyms from back in the day, all of which I'm sure you've heard.
FORD stood for "Fix Or Repair Daily." Or, "Found On Road Deserted."
GTO was "Gas, Tires and Oil."
STP was "Switch To Plymouth."
(Any old Falcon wagons still out there? The first time I ever held hands with a girl was in the back seat of a Falcon wagon at Halloween, around 1963. Her mom was driving a bunch of us kids through a small town in New Jersey for trick-or-treating. The Falcon had a standard shift on the column. I was in gear too -- lol.)
Best to ya. Keep on smilin'
Tom