The High Cost of a Sling.

Guys,
I was working all day today at the patent attorney's office for one of our projects. The guy charges $280 per hour so it was an expensive day!

You already know with starting and stopping, it takes me about 3 minutes to pee. During one of my 3 trips to the bathroom I realized that at $280/hour, this guy gets $4.66 per minute. That means every pee is costing me $14.00! And I peed three times today! $42 !!!

That's it! I'm tying a knot in it tomorrow!

No wonder the SOB keeps offering me something to drink!
Lawyers!

Jeff (Is that a Cunningham clamp in your pocket or are you happy to see me?)

Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 6/7/2011 7:07:58 PM (GMT-6)

Add the cost of my time and it comes to $15 a pee! No water for me tomorrow!
J

Hey BillyMac,
Good thinking! Let's see... $15 for 500 ml.... Hey! That's more expensive than a good Sherry!

Do you think he'd mind if I used a condom catheter and ran it into his trash can?
It would be so worth it!

Jeff (I'll be sure to wring myself out before I get there tomorrow.)