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Posted 9/4/2011 5:58 PM (GMT 0)
Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, ...she takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly, "Thanks for that, it was lovely, but listen very very carefully. "Are -my -test -re -sults -back?"
Posted 9/4/2011 6:21 PM (GMT 0)
That's funny, Alf.  Reminds me of a true story that happened years ago while I was a Military Policeman guarding prisoners in a hospital ward at Fort Dix, New Jersey. (cushy job)

A very pretty lieutenant female Army nurse came into the prison ward and asked a guy who was going through heroin withdrawal if he had any pain anywhere.  In his southern drawl, he replied, "Yeah, my balls ache." 

She took a look at his privates and said everything seemed to look OK; only then did he correct her and say, "Not my "balls".....it's my BALLS (southern pronunciation for "bowels.)"

You seldom see a nurse blush, but she sure did.

Posted 9/4/2011 6:23 PM (GMT 0)
good one alf, you got an honest chukle out of me
Posted 9/4/2011 7:26 PM (GMT 0)
LOL
Posted 9/4/2011 7:42 PM (GMT 0)
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Posted 9/4/2011 8:40 PM (GMT 0)
Guy goes to the doctor for his annual Digital examination, and the doctor informs him that he can feel something abnormal. The doctor ask's the guy to come back in two weeks, to repeat the procedure.
The guy ask's the doctor, if he can stick two fingers up next time please.
The doctor asks "why in the earth would you want me to stick two fingers up, surely one is uncomfortable enough."
The guy replies, sure but I would like a second opinion ! yeah
Posted 9/4/2011 9:52 PM (GMT 0)
Here's one from the Yana site:

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the UK National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.

As usual he was asked to strip off and as he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection" said the man.

"No, but I have" replied the nurse.
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