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kbota
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Posted 9/5/2012 12:55 AM (GMT 0)
it actually took me a while to "get it", and that's funnier than the joke. I guess its just been to long! he he
Enjoy
The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.
He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about
the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?"
One little boy raised his hand proudly, and the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is".
The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice
"When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"
It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that child's voice won't be.
Don't you know his parents were proud?
Cajun Jeff
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Posted 9/5/2012 1:07 AM (GMT 0)
HAHA!!!!! I can just see the congregation in a small country Baptist Church! Too funny for words.
I need to copy this one and post it on FT if you don't mind.
Cajun Jeff
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Posted 9/5/2012 1:11 AM (GMT 0)
Having been a missionary baptist in a prior life ... I think I know that kid
Magaboo
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Posted 9/5/2012 2:03 AM (GMT 0)
That is sooooo funny! I have to laugh ever time I think about
it.
Thanks for sharing.
Mag
Water Guy
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Posted 9/5/2012 1:53 PM (GMT 0)
That kid has been watching too many adult TV shows with Viagra and Cialis commercials, but it is so funny.
Terry
Todd1963
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Posted 9/5/2012 2:35 PM (GMT 0)
This is laugh out loud funny. Thank you for sharing.
Montiman
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Posted 9/5/2012 4:13 PM (GMT 0)
ROTFL......thanks kbota,
If that happened to me, I think I would just have to cancel the rest of the service. :):)
Ken
kbota
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Posted 9/6/2012 3:18 AM (GMT 0)
I knew several of you guys would enjoy this.
Jeff, of course you can share it. I'm back on the road tomorrow.....I'll call you mid morning.
K
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