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Posted 9/16/2012 1:51 PM (GMT 0)
Just thought this could be lighthearted and fun. Children say the greatest thing. Add something funny one of your babes have said, here is mine said yesterday by my 8 year old boy, Ryan.

"mom, did you know that Adam and eve invented clothes?". Then in a whisper he said, " they didn't have underware, do you think that felt weird?"


Hahahahaha! Looking forward to reading others!

Enjoy your day
Susan
Posted 9/16/2012 2:40 PM (GMT 0)
Funny!!!!

Hubby and I went to DC to attend a prostate cancer summit. While there, our daughter's 5th grade class was studying Washinton DC history. Her teacher told the class that our daughter's parent's were in DC. The class was really excited to hear about our visit. An intrigued student asked, "why are they in DC", and she told them, "they're on a business trip". Later, I asked her what made her say business trip (great answer, by the way). She replied, "ISN'T THE PROSTATE CLOSE TO THE PENIS"?!!!!
Posted 9/16/2012 3:20 PM (GMT 0)
that is so funny!
Posted 9/16/2012 3:24 PM (GMT 0)
Oh dang..

Now I have to clean the coffee off my screen and keyboard

Grins - thanks ladies for the laughs!

HUGS!!

Bud
Posted 9/16/2012 5:14 PM (GMT 0)
How about this one...
My 7 year old was making lunch with my wife. She was cutting up chicken to make chicken salad sandwiches... he was watching. When they sat at the table to have lunch he asked if it was Tuna salad? She said "no, you just watched me cut up the chicken and add Miracle whip". (a type of mayonnaise for the non-Canadians). Without missing a beat he said " well it is MIRACLE whip".
Posted 9/17/2012 9:14 PM (GMT 0)
My Wife was taking our 3 year old Grandaughter to school - it was a dressing up day and "Holly" was dressed in a pretty Princess outfit and should of had a hat to go with it.

On the way my Wife said to Holly, "Oh dear, we've left your hat at home".

Holly thought for a minute and just said, "Don't worry Nana, I 'll still look pretty".

Bless her!

Chris.
Posted 9/18/2012 2:52 AM (GMT 0)
You have to just love the simplicity of the mind of a child! Thanks for sharing, made me giggle

Susan
Posted 9/18/2012 3:17 AM (GMT 0)
I hope I don't offend anyone with this, as certainly no offense is meant.

Years ago, when I was still teaching, I asked the children to hand in their homework which was a research article.  

This came from a primary school aged child who occasionally got his sounds a bit mixed up. 

"My printer isn't working Miss, so I did my homework on my dick." (disk). 

I still crack a smile when I think about it.

cheers

I

 

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