Laugh of the Day (for those on Lupron or with ED)

Whenever the house gets messy, and my wife gets angry about it, I used to suggest we hire a young french maid. This hasn't gone over well in the past, but recently I suggested it again. Instead of getting angry, she smiled and said, "Sure, go ahead. You can't do anything with her anyway."
"Oh, very funny." But I got even with her. And, a few nights later I heard a commotion in the bedroom -- many drawers and boxes being opened. Then angry footsteps. "Alright, what did you do with them?" she asked.
"What are you talking about?" I said innocently. (My revenge had been to hide the batteries to her vibrator).

Careful there. You're walking on thin ice. My wife has made Similar comments however, i would never mess with her livelihood -_-