Mowing the lawn as a cure for ED (sort of)

Post RALP my ED was pretty severe. Three years into it I got an implant. Or reconstructive surgery as it would be called it I had breast cancer. Overall, I am getting more used to it, once I accept the fact that short and hard is better than tiny but soft which is better than cancerous and somewhere in between. But something happened today which I thought was wicked funny, but I am not sure I can really share except anonymously with you guys. I don't say much, but I am really happy to have a place where I can see other guys who are where I am. Thank you. Anyway, I own a lot of land, and I am about to put my house on the market, so I want to make it look as good as possible. I have a really sweet zero-turn mower I bought for that purpose. Call it compensation if you want, but it is a blast to drive. And it goes pretty fast. But that causes me to bump up and down on the seat. Especially if I drive really fast. Which I do. And sometimes when I bump up and down, the newest member of my scrotum must somehow get scrunched, because after mowing for a couple of hours I realized I had popped a woody.

I burst out laughing, realizing that despite some success dating it was finally my lawnmower that got it to work, and I didn't even have to snuggle afterwards. As an added bonus, she (I hope) had a flat tire today and I had to dig out the compressor, so I guess we are even.

Hopefully that puts a smile on a face or two, but I had to get it out and I at least know you guys (and girls) won't cringe at hearing it! I was definitely out standing in my field yesterday!

My post was misleading. Mr J definitely got way shorter from surgery. But it works...

Cap -- LOL

Thanks for sharing...i needed a good laugh right now.

-- Tigerfan